Sometimes we get a little too serious in life. We focus on the bad—the crappy job, the neighbors with the loud music—and don’t really take the time to just sit back, take a breath, and enjoy…everything. Just in case you almost missed it too, Metalsucks.net has been conducting a little polling contest over at their site. The contest? Best Beard In The History Of Metal. They’re at the Final Four now. Yesterday Sean Z. of Daath and Chimaira beat out Dimebag Darrell in order to advance to the Finals. Today we have Andy Williams of Every Time I Die up against Valient Thorr’s Valient Himself. I can’t tell you which way to vote, but what I can say is this: “Tackle the walrus/beware of its tusks!” You can vote here . May the best beard win!








